no. bad Maria. no. that’s not okay. that’s not allowed. stop that. you’re a good girl. you will not lower yourself to doing these things. and thinking these things. and feeling these things. no. it’s not okay. you’re above this. you deserve better than this. he’s not even your type. and you know it. just stop. like someone you can actually have for once.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? oh gosh, I don’t even know. I just obsess over all eye colors. I’d have to say that blue is really really nice though.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? milk chocolate. fo sho.
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? either that crazy mega awesome tattoo I designed back when, or possibly minnie mouse ears or a nice triforce with Navi flying around it <3
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? Small! I mean, not middle of nowhere small, but small enough. I love it to the point where I never want to leave.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite). Funny story, I used to have a mini obsession with Nick Carter from The Backstreet Boys. judge meee!
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? a peanut butter swirl with bananas and trim and fit blend… oh sweet jesus wanttt.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? I wrote a bunch of love poems, stuck them in an envelope, and put them in the desk of this boy I had a crush on. When he found it, with my name on it, he took it to the teacher, and the teacher called me out on it in front of the entire class because she considered it “passing notes”.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? I was Yoshi for Halloween, and we had one of those things where if you sold so many magazines, then you could go play in all these inflatables, and I was doing the one where you beat the crap out of each other with those sticks, and I fell and ripped my pants completely in half.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? hmm… I’m not really sure. high school was good for me. I guess I could say that one time when we went to high ropes and I was the only person in my group who couldn’t climb up the telephone pole because I knew once I got to the top, I’d have to jump.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? Pirates. duh. ninjas work with honor, pirates do whatever the eff they want. They’re classic rule breakers and adventurous and awesome.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? well of course! what did you think my childhood consisted of? we didn’t have internet.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? I used to love swinging on the swings, and I still get excited when I see swings, but I can’t swing as high as I used to. I often feel a bit woozy.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? GIRAFFE.
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body? I guess I’d have to say maybe my eyes. My eyes are the only part of my body that I don’t think I’ve ever been unhappy with.
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality? I’m motherly. to the point where people I’ve met this semester text me if they’re not going to make it to class so I don’t worry about them. :)
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? Both, but I’m personally a Lady Gaga fan more than a Madonna fan.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? There’s people that don’t watch it all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? I’ve never been “drunk”, so no.
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life? my grandma’s spaghetti <3
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? Butter is better!
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) grew up with whole, but I personally drink skim when I’m living on campus.
22: Which continents have you been on? North America!
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? Yes. :P No good stories about me. However, when my brother was younger and when he was first getting into fishing, we were driving home after visiting my Dad’s friend’s sister at her condo on the lake, and he projectile vomited all over the car window. it looked like mushy fruity pebbles.
24: Purses, Backpacks or satchels? Purses.
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? probably Blue’s Clues.
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
A cow. You know, I used to be obsessed with cows. I was so obsessed with cows, I would act like a cow, and I would moo and eat grass and my friends would call me kau, and it was great.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? I’m not really up to speed on skylines.
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on? I’ve never ridden in a plane :(
30: The latest you’ve ever slept? when I had mono, I slept for 72 hours.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? eww no.
32: Do you pick at scabs? yeah. I can’t help it. :P
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? lol baked?
34: How far can you throw a baseball? I have really weak arms, so not very far at all.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Italy <3
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? I have not.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? public university! I couldn’t imagine myself at any other college than the one I’m at. I love it.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? love conquers all. <3
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? lol no.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
oh goodness no. I don’t do very well with scary movies. I do however enjoy a good thriller every once in a while. Like Disturbia? great. even the paranormal activity series was great.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? I don’t swear period.
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween? My Midna costume was pretty bangin’.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? Nah, I like my hair the way it is. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have lighter hair though. If I had lighter hair, I would have rainbow hair though.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? more than anything in the world yes! All I want is a family <3
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
I do indeed. It’s green and big, and the opening is a bit too big for my little mouth, but it’s kind of a necessity if you wanna take Zumba.
47: City or nature person? depends. I’m a suburb kind of person. Not quite smog and not quite killer mosquitoes.
48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) not that I know of. I draw on myself all the time though.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy? girl, I can do more than walk in high heels. that sounded dirty.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
I have a super long name.
I’m really nice, or at least I try to be.
Apparently, I have very nice boobs.
I’ve been told by many many people that I am a good friend and very positive. aka friendzoned
remember that guy? That guy that’s just awesome in every way? Except for the fact that he already has a girlfriend? Well apparently, half my sorority ships us. whywhywhywhywhy. I don’t wanna be THAT girl. I don’t wanna be like that. That’s like being the other woman. That’s not cool. no one wants to be that. he’s so basically perfect though. why emotions, why?