We went to get neon green tanks for doubles, but all we could find was bright green. not neon :( But anyway, we ended up and old navy, and when we were walking through looking for tanks, I saw the cutest bathing suit ever. It was white and yellow diagonal stripes, and it had string straps and a little bitty hole, but not huge, and it was a one piece, and it looked both sturdy AND cute, so I had to try it on. Well, if you guys don’t know, which I’m sure most of you don’t unless you know me in real life, I’m a bit, how you say, disproportionate. I’m what you might refer to as an ice cream cone. I’m really big on top, and as you go down I get smaller. Not saying I’m small in any way, but in relation to my top, my bottom is very VERY small. So I put this thing on, and the top is like three sizes to small, and the bottom part is like a tent. It was honestly laughable. I just wish I had a tiny tummy so I could wear a two piece and not freak out. Cause I’m like a medium on the bottom, if that, and on the top, I’m like an extra extra EXTRA large. Wanna hear an even more embarrassing story? we went to Lane Bryant and it was part Cacique or whatever, and if you don’t know what those are, basically, they’re a store that sells clothes that fit bigger women. So the cacique section is all bras, and I’m currently falling out of my current size bra, because they just keep effing growing, but anyway, I’m digging through these bras, and I just cannot find my size anywhere, even though on the sign next to it, it says it comes in my size, but whatever. So we’re about to leave the store and go to another one, and this lady comes by and asks me if I’m looking for a certain size, so I tell her my size, right? She LAUGHS in my face and through TEARS tells me that they don’t actually CARRY that size, and I would have to order THAT online. So, Maria is embarrassed. :( But, I guess there are much worse problems to have than to have massive boobs.
That awkward moment when you discuss the size of your boobs on the internet.
whatever, I love you. :)